From the hardware department . . .

I saw this the other day at a salvage shop, where we were looking for some decorative items and doors we might use at our house:

An electric fence charger.  Really.

You have to love the key phrase:  "Shocks through wet weeds."  I would imagine so.

(Side note:  this is from Montgomery Ward, which - along with Sears - was where we did much of our department store shopping when I was growing up.  Affectionately known as "Monkey Ward," the company went out of the retail store business in 2001, but it (sort of) lives on as an online retail company.)